The title is 100% accurate, 0% misleading. Monkey pee, Monkey do! And when Joey and I breached the zoo with our hot mammas and 4 kids, the first thing that happened was we angered the monkeys to the point they retaliated by peeing on us. There is a video at the bottom with proof.
A trick I’ve been taught by a local buddy is if you feed the monkeys then have someone prohibit the feeding to proceed, the monkeys get mad at the stingy human. It makes for some good kicks and giggles. We just never expected to get pee’d on. For sure Joey got monkey pee on his red vest, and for sure I got pee on my face, but the verdict is still out if any pee got in my mouth. Seriously, it was close, but we think the pee missed my mouth. Was it unexpected? YES! Was it funny? Oh YEAH! Would we do it all over again? In a stinking heartbeat!
Joey and Stevie getting peed on by a mad, mad monkey: (look closely at the bathroom region of the top monkey in the video)
With an adrenaline high off the monkeys, Joey decided to up the stakes. So he swam with the hippo, picked fleas off of monkeys, then he battled the goats. We didn’t get videos of the bear wrestling and other man vs beast activities, just the goats. But this video of the goats below will prove that all of what I just said is obviously for real.
Grabbing goat by the horns:
What does a man do after such an eventful day of taming wild beasts? There’s only one thing you can do… hit the bathhouse. Yup, Joey breached the wall of the Arab bathhouse, and you know what that means. He will never be the same again. Two Turners down on the bathhouse, one Turner yet to go (we are looking at you Ryan!).
Joey does the bathhouse: (excuse the intense steam in the video, but evidently in the winter it’s impossible to get video footage without having to constantly wipe the steam off the lens… but stick with it, this video gives a good look at the greatest place on earth).